
Jean-Paul Villere
Skipping for now over the Big Game hoo-ha that’s about to consume our nation’s attention (and glossing over the ample high dollar unlicensed daily rental scofflaws at the local level), I recently gave a glance to the proposed parade routes for this Carnival and raised my right eyebrow. The traditional upper Napoleon route (read:
where Rex rolls) is apparently
still going to remain in effect this season despite the massive sandbox it has become a la a Michael Bay movie. With all the chainlink, piledriving, construction equipment, and urban setting
to me it looks like what I would imagine any given day shooting
Transformers 4 would look like. (I’m looking around for Mr. LeBouef but quickly remember Mr. Wahlberg will be assuming the lead in this next excursion into pseudo-future robotic mayhem, which in and of itself is funny because
the theme song to the original cartoon film released in the theater in the 80s, which I saw in said theater BTW, was
covered by Marky Mark when he starred in Boogie Nights. Digressive nerdgasm accomplished.)
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